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		<title>&#8220;See Look Hunny. I Told You it&#8217;s Natural&#8221;</title>
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		<title>Who Cares? She Flexible to my Needs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Darlene &#8211; Hot Farm Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My name is Darlene.

I moved to about two and a half years ago I dont know anyone except people ive worked with, just looking to get out and hopefully find a group of friends.


I'm very active I go to the gym, dirt bike whenever I can, love hiking, i try to go jogging every day...

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I moved here to <script src="http://map.geoup.com/geoup?template=CityName"></script> about two and a half years ago I dont know anyone except people ive worked with, just looking to get out and hopefully find a group of friends.Im very active I go to the gym, dirt bike whenever I can, love hiking, i try to go jogging every day&#8230;monday nov 23 is the day im quitting smoking!</p>
<p>Im very shy and quiet when I meet someone new but once I get comfortable with you watch out!</p>
<p>Biggest tomboy and prolly the weirdest girl you will ever meet so ive been told.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a typical female for halloween I don&#8217;t dress up slutty, I dress up scarey, rough around the edges, I have a sick sense of humor, I don&#8217;t take an hour to get ready, I love to dance like a retard, I love anything with a motor in it except scooters, I paintball in a muscle shirt and shorts, I hate wearing make-up, Sometimes I laugh so hard that I fart&#8230;it happens to the best of us am i right? I like to race&#8230; on foot, I can&#8217;t sing but I do it anyway no matter who hears me, I speak my mind, I think farts are hilarious but not underneath the covers! I like sticking my head out of my window when im driving, I like to cook and bake in my bra and underwear, I never ask for anything to be spent on me except time and hand made things like cards, I&#8217;m always smiling i think its a good thing because smiling is contagious, I only eat my steak blue, I love plaid, And I don&#8217;t believe a rainy day means staying in side but getting out and doing something that envolves getting wet and dirty.<br />
Havn&#8217;t had a realationship and most of my friendships last more than 3 months due to the fact I don&#8217;t take crap from no one. Lifes too damn short who needs people that bring you down in life, I have enough to worry about like changing my oil in my truck that reminds me&#8230;.crap.<br />
I have 2 tattoos and counting, I&#8217;m a big time cuddle monster, I love animals, I enjoy the small things in life, I love to play fight/wrestle! Especially in my dirt bike gear! I love to hide and jump out and scare people, and If I see a playground I have to jump on to a swing. oh and trampolines eeeeeeeee love them!!</p>
<p>On the flip side I also like to sleep in or have a couch potatoe day every so often and just relax and be useless.</p>
<p>If your looking for a girlfriend that you can mold into whatever you want, keep looking im full of piss and vinegar looking for someone just like myself to make me happy and not disappoint me for once.</p>
<p>When it comes to bf material im looking for someone who will be my friend and always be there for me, whos honest, has me on their mind, gives me butterflies in my stomach, and wraps their arms around me at night, sends me random txts to make me smile, pinches my bum and chases me around outside and inside, Someone who doesnt have to have their cell phone on all the time or be on the computer all the time when hes with me, A guy who will take silly pictures together and makes funny faces at me to cheer me up when im down, who kisses me often for no reasen and holds my hand . Not all the time but enough to make me feel special and I would return every last bit of it. All in all i wanna know the feeling of being head over heels for someone&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.that thing called love.</p>
<p>thats as sappy as i will ever get.</p>
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		<title>Claire &#8211; News Woman Hot</title>
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<p>I&#8217;m into sports, I love to play baseball, and I&#8217;m a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I really enjoy Jiu Jitsu, it&#8217;s fun and you can really get some aggression out. <img src='http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I love to read, draw, write or take photos. I&#8217;m pretty creative and I kinda see the world a little differently. I love to laugh and smile and make people smile and laugh&#8230; I think I&#8217;m a optimistic pessimist. <img src='http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  I talk really fast and I love to have long conversations about everything. I like to have intelligent conversations, and I hope you can keep up!</p>
<p>I love any kind of music except country. I can listen to anything I&#8217;m super eclectic. My favorite band currently is Muse but I love Rise Against, Radiohead, Senses Fail, 30 Seconds to Mars, City and Color, Jimmy Eat World, etc. Just ask me!</p>
<p>I hate peas. You have no idea.</p>
<p>I have 10 piercings, and 1 tattoo (this is new)&#8230; and I plan on getting more tattoos soon. <img src='http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>As for what I&#8217;m looking for in someone&#8230;I&#8217;m not really looking right now. If I was, I would want someone to have fun with, makes me laugh and we can just chill and don&#8217;t always have to be doing something. I love tattoos, the more the merrier, especially sleeves. Yum. <img src='http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Blue eyes are my favorite and a nice smile of course. <img src='http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Oh and it might be weird, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE glasses. Especially cute rectangular ones. <img src='http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So please, no players, no liars, and I don&#8217;t have a cam or dirty pics for you.</p>
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		<title>Anippe &#8211; Hot Egyptian Woman</title>
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<td style="color: #4f94cd; font-size: 12px; cursor: text; font-family: Arial; text-align: left; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" rowspan="5" align="right" valign="top"><a href="http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Hot-Woman.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-954 alignleft" title="hot egyptian woman" src="http://www.thewebdating.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Hot-Woman.jpg" alt="hot egyptian woman" width="75" height="111" /></a></td>
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<p>I enjoy baking, cooking, reading, camping, snowshoeing, exercising (the list could go on forever). I love to unwind with a glass of red wine and some Billie Holiday.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a fulltime student, very excited to begin my career. If i&#8217;m not studying, i&#8217;m thinking about it. (Biggest nerd right now, you have been warned).</p>
<p>I appreciate a guy who is honest, intelligent, caring, open-minded, outgoing, active and good hearted. There is nothing more attractive than a guy with a goofy personality and a strong, mature demeanor. I also find the odd moustache to be appealing, but it&#8217;s definitley not mandatory.</span></td>
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		<description><![CDATA[A big part of my life is striving for balance. Whether the balance is in a physical sense at the gym or in a more holistic sense of balancing the different social, family, school, and other aspects of my life. I try to take the time to notice the small things; we live in such a priviliged, beautiful city here in , I try not to take it for granted. To keep me balanced I try to incorporate indulging in my passions regularly...

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My biggest passion is salsa dancing. I love the thrill, excitement, and give-and-take of a lead-follow dance. For me, few things beat the feeling of a great dance. I haven&#8217;t danced for long, but my passion continues to expand as I become more submersed in the art and discipline of salsa.Another passion I have renewed last summer is quilting. I have enjoyed the creative, mathematical and geometrical aspects of finding and creating patterns for quilts. Choosing coordinating fabrics, creating the quilt top, and finally quilting the three layers of a quilt together is a long process, but each step is uniquely visually rewarding.</p>
<p>Yet another passion of mine is the combined avenues of exercise, nutrition and health. As a nursing student and an avid gym attendee, my interest in these three fields seems like a no-brainer, and I suppose it is. It is really neat to learn new things about exercise, nutrition and health, then try the new idea and see results.</p>
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