Im very shy and quiet when I meet someone new but once I get comfortable with you watch out!

Biggest tomboy and prolly the weirdest girl you will ever meet so ive been told.

I’m not a typical female for halloween I don’t dress up slutty, I dress up scarey, rough around the edges, I have a sick sense of humor, I don’t take an hour to get ready, I love to dance like a retard, I love anything with a motor in it except scooters, I paintball in a muscle shirt and shorts, I hate wearing make-up, Sometimes I laugh so hard that I fart…it happens to the best of us am i right? I like to race… on foot, I can’t sing but I do it anyway no matter who hears me, I speak my mind, I think farts are hilarious but not underneath the covers! I like sticking my head out of my window when im driving, I like to cook and bake in my bra and underwear, I never ask for anything to be spent on me except time and hand made things like cards, I’m always smiling i think its a good thing because smiling is contagious, I only eat my steak blue, I love plaid, And I don’t believe a rainy day means staying in side but getting out and doing something that envolves getting wet and dirty.
Havn’t had a realationship and most of my friendships last more than 3 months due to the fact I don’t take crap from no one. Lifes too damn short who needs people that bring you down in life, I have enough to worry about like changing my oil in my truck that reminds me….crap.
I have 2 tattoos and counting, I’m a big time cuddle monster, I love animals, I enjoy the small things in life, I love to play fight/wrestle! Especially in my dirt bike gear! I love to hide and jump out and scare people, and If I see a playground I have to jump on to a swing. oh and trampolines eeeeeeeee love them!!

On the flip side I also like to sleep in or have a couch potatoe day every so often and just relax and be useless.

If your looking for a girlfriend that you can mold into whatever you want, keep looking im full of piss and vinegar looking for someone just like myself to make me happy and not disappoint me for once.

When it comes to bf material im looking for someone who will be my friend and always be there for me, whos honest, has me on their mind, gives me butterflies in my stomach, and wraps their arms around me at night, sends me random txts to make me smile, pinches my bum and chases me around outside and inside, Someone who doesnt have to have their cell phone on all the time or be on the computer all the time when hes with me, A guy who will take silly pictures together and makes funny faces at me to cheer me up when im down, who kisses me often for no reasen and holds my hand . Not all the time but enough to make me feel special and I would return every last bit of it. All in all i wanna know the feeling of being head over heels for someone………….that thing called love.

thats as sappy as i will ever get.